One evening, while sitting around the dinner table, a little girl looked up and asked her father, “Daddy, you’re the boss, right?”
Very pleased by this, he smiled and replied, “Yes.”
The little girl nodded before she continued: “That’s because mommy put you in charge, right?”
Q. Do dads always snore?
A. Only when they are asleep!
Kid: Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water?
Dad: But I’ve already given you ten!
Kid: I know, but the bedroom is still on fire!
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and jumped in the car for his first official drive. Dad went immediately to the back seat, right behind the newly licensed driver.
“I’ll bet you are back there to get a change of scenery, right? After all these months of sitting up here, teaching me how to drive?unior” Junior said to his dad.
“Nope!” Dad replied. I’m going to sit back here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you’ve been doing to me for sixteen years!”
