One of the best ways to catch a Shine Buzz is to laugh! In that spirit, we present this selection of jokes submitted by friends of Shine.Buzz. Want to submit yours? Just send it to us by clicking here. And without further ado, here are today’s jokes!
Q. What’s the difference in a stick-up and a hold-up?
A. Old age.
Submitted by Tina Darpel Cummins
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No eye-deer!
Submitted by Misty Dawn
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Submitted by Sarah Browne
A horse, a duck, a preacher, a politician, and a blonde walk into a bar. And the bartender says, “What is this, a joke?”
Submitted by Dennis Hammontree
Q. Why did the grinch go to the liquor store?
A. To find his holiday spirit
Submitted by Copper Macke