One of the best ways to catch a Shine Buzz is to laugh! In that spirit, we present this selection of jokes submitted by friends of Shine.Buzz. Want to submit yours? Just send it to us by clicking here. And without further ado, here are today’s jokes!
A pony walks in a bar and whispers to the bartender, “Could I have a beer please.” 🍺
The bartender says, “What did you say? Speak Up.”
Pony: “I can’t. I’m just a little hoarse.” 🐴 🤣
Submitted by Sarah Browne
Q. Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?
A. Because he wanted a screamer or a moaner.
Submitted by Copper Macke
Jay Leno walks in a bar.
The bartender says “Why the long face?”
Submitted by Nolan Mills
Two termites walked in a bar. Looking around, one said to the other, “So, where is the bar tender?”
Submitted by Sarah Browne
A man walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch. The bartender says “If you want the punch, you’ll have to get in the other line”. The man looks around but…there’s no punch line.
Submitted by Copper Macke
